Favorite IM moment so far this Week.
Jason: is it possible from me to run a list of current inventory of a particular line of products?
me: Maybe ICRVEN can do it
Jason: pretend i am a guy still recovering from a major concussion who still has blood trapped in his brain?
me: ok
Lawyer accused of lewdness at shopping center | AP | 06/18/2007
Some posts just write themselves.
FLEMINGTON, N.J. - A politically connected lawyer , wearing nothing but glasses, socks and a hands-free headset , masturbated in front of two women at a shopping center, police said.
Christopher L. Daul was released on his own recognizance after he was charged with lewdness and disorderly conduct on Friday.
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Unreleased Jimmy Page Guitar Riff To Be Retrieved From Secret Vault To Save Rock And Roll | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
I’d always suspected this to be the case.
GWYNEDD, WALES—Calling it the planet’s last, best hope for saving rock music, the Guardians of the Protectorate of Rock announced Monday that they would take the extraordinary step of unleashing a never-before-heard Jimmy Page riff, hidden for decades in a mythic, impenetrable vault.
As always, God Bless the Onion.
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