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Fart Day 2000 Itinerary
Countdown to FART DAY!
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- Taco Bell for breakfast with warm Black Label beer.
- Deep knee bends before morning poop.
- Morning poop; clear orifice for day's festivities (wipe ass with TPO composite).
- Pre-beer-run snack. Doritos with extra hot salsa recommended. Heineken/Becks (any German beer).
- No cursing ("fart" is not a curse word).
- Beer run. Monster beverage/keg of Old Milwaukee/snack for alumni.
- Shave Baruffi's head.
- Tap keg; drink all foam. No funnels during first beer.
- Double over from gastrointestinal angst.
- You tell us! Vote in the FaRt dAy pOlL!
Photo Album Beta—
Put To the Test
February 13, 2000—It works. Thanks to the early contributors. Obviously I'll make it more full-featured time permitting. Any ideas about how to organize this, let me know. Enjoy.
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